Turn survival into a style statement! This cozy hoodie is perfect for those who love a laugh and, more importantly, a lesson in outdoor strategy. With the sage wisdom of “You Can’t Outrun a Bear, Always Bring a Slow Friend” boldly printed on the Back, you’ll remind everyone that preparedness is half the battle (and humor is the other half). Whether you're on a trail, at a bonfire, or just relaxing at home, this hoodie is your go-to for warmth, wit, and wilderness wisdom.

Features
• Material: Soft, durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for ultimate comfort and warmth.
• Fit: Classic fit for effortless style and room to layer.
• Pockets: Spacious kangaroo pocket for stashing snacks, phones, or a "slow friend" finder.
• Hood: Double-lined with a matching drawstring for extra warmth and a customizable fit.
• Fabric: Pill-resistant air jet yarn ensures a smooth look even after countless washes.
• Maintenance: Machine washable – because running from bears can get messy.

Whether you’re hitting the trails or the couch, this hoodie is your perfect companion—unless you’re that slow friend. Grab yours now before the bears do! 🐻

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