Feeling stressed? Finding it hard to maintain your chill when people test your patience? Slip into this ultra-comfy hoodie and let the world know you’ve chosen yoga over questionable alternatives. With its cheeky "I do yoga because punching people is frowned upon" slogan, this hoodie is the perfect blend of cozy and cathartic.

Whether you're perfecting your downward dog or simply dodging awkward conversations, this hoodie has your back — literally. It's soft, durable, and ready to help you namaste out of trouble.

Specifications:

• Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — super soft and pill-resistant, just like your vibe.
• Fit: Classic unisex fit to suit every zen master.
• Hood: Double-lined for extra coziness, because inner peace deserves outer warmth.
• Pockets: Spacious front pouch for your essentials—snacks, crystals, or stress balls.
• Durability: Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, and cuffs to handle even the most aggressive stretches.
• Eco-Friendly: Reduced pilling and made with recycled polyester, so you can save the Earth while saving your sanity.

Perfect for yoga class, post-gym chill, or that "I'm pretending to meditate but actually binge-watching" vibe. It's more than a hoodie; it's your new mantra in garment form.

Buy now before your zen runs out!

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